Sometimes I Swear

I am normally quite sane

but it's impossible to remain

calm, cool and collected

when one is so affected

by awful technology

I offer no apology

Sometimes I swear

at windows 8(s)

What were you thinking

Mr Gates?

Sometimes I swear

at the cookie trackers

the computer hackers

the pop-up ads

and the one click cads

Sometimes I swear

at the scoundrel scammers

the weasel spammers

the dodgy emails

the programme fails

the useless apps

and at Google maps

Sometimes I swear

 I may not appear

quite lady like I fear

but yeah

Sometimes I really swear

©Rose