I am normally quite sane
but it's impossible to remain
calm, cool and collected
when one is so affected
by awful technology
I offer no apology
Sometimes I swear
at windows 8(s)
What were you thinking
Mr Gates?
Sometimes I swear
at the cookie trackers
the computer hackers
the pop-up ads
and the one click cads
Sometimes I swear
at the scoundrel scammers
the weasel spammers
the dodgy emails
the programme fails
the useless apps
and at Google maps
Sometimes I swear
I may not appear
quite lady like I fear
but yeah
Sometimes I really swear
©Rose